Tuesday, November 27

Why You Should Care About My Writings

I'm smart. Like, really really smart. You're lucky if you can even comprehend some of the amazingly advanced and well-researched principles that I will present in the coming entries of this blog. I'm so freaking smart, people often avoid me in social situations for fear of being made to look a fool. Because of this, I often find myself at home, alone, with my cat (the only other being who rivals my intelligence). Naturally, I decided to create a blog so that all the little people out there, the ignorant masses, could get a glimpse into what it's like to be a truly spectacular human being.

Get excited.

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